Severus: What about these, Begonia? Could these be the ingredient I need?
Alan: ...Are you talking to your amphibian again?
Alan: Because unlike Begonia and you, I have a social life.
Alan: Though now that you mention it, I think my drink needs to be over here.
Severus: I'm not going to waste precious ingredients poisoning you.
Alan: I think I'll hedge my bets on that, thank you. What is that stuff anyway?
Severus: "Stuff?" Could you at least pretend for a moment to actually be interested?
Severus: If you would unclog your ears for five minutes, I could teach you things--
Alan: "That my atrophied brain could scarcely comprehend." Can't you think up of new ways to be insulting? You're becoming distressingly predictable.
Daphne: *gggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Daphne: *pantpant* GGGGgGGGGGGggggHHHHHHHHH!
Alan: Oh dammit, is it that gremlin again?!
Severus: She's a half-brownie, not a gremlin.
Severus: Alright there, poppet?
Alan: I can't believe you actually talk like that to it.
Daphne: *gaspgasp* Whew!! I do it!
Severus: Are you sure you've got it?
Daphne: Unnnnnnnnnnnn....
Severus: Up you get then, pixie.
Daphne: Ooooh, thankies, sir!
Alan: DON'T LET IT GET ON THE TABLE!
Severus: Now, why all the heavy lifting and gymnastics, little one?
Daphne: Because Mama is making me pancakies!! A big stack of them!
Alan: Not likely. Mum's idea of cooking is opening a microwave oven door.
Severus: I'm afraid I have to agree with Alan. I've never seen Lillian do more than buy takeaway.
Alan: Look what she's left for our lunch--instant noodles.
Daphne: Nooooo! <3
Daphne: Mama asks if I need something and I say I needs pancakies. Pancakies with syrups! And Mama says she makes them for me and for me to sits at the table!
Lilly: Daphne, I've got your pancakes.
Daphne: YAY!!
Severus: Merlin's pants, you COOKED something.
Lilly: Watch your mouth, mister! Why are you both acting so shocked?
Alan: Because you never make us pancakes!
Lilly: You never bothered to ask!
Severus: He makes a valid point though! Why did you make her a stack as big as her head, and you didn't make us any?
Lilly: You two didn't ask! I'm not a mind-reader, how was I supposed to know you'd want any?
Alan: As your first-born, I'm really hurt that you'd make pancakes for a hobgoblin, and not for your own children.
Severus: She's a half-brownie, not a hobgoblin.
Daphne: My pancakies, Begonia!!
Alan: Have you even a single maternal bone in your body? That deep, biological urge to care for your own flesh and blood?
Lilly: ...To make pancakes?!
Alan: To feed us! To make with your own two hands a meal to nourish our bodies and spirits!
Severus: Now you're getting hysterical.
Severus: You're making a grand assumption that her cooking is even edible.
Lilly: SEVERUS!
Alan: That's hardly the point.
Severus: Really, though, someone who spends that much time actively avoiding the kitchen, do you really think she's capable of making anything resembling a nourishing meal?
Lilly: You're about two words away from being grounded, mister.
Alan: I just...my head...the gremlin gets pancakes. Fresh, hot, delicious pancakes...
Daphne: Oh, do you wants pancakies? You can has mine. I finishes playing with them. They are all cold and stiff now.
Lilly: Yep, and this is why I don't cook for you guys.
Alan: Severus. I changed my mind about that whole poisoning thing.
Severus: I told you, I'm not wasting potion ingredients on you!!
Starring:
Severus--Illusion Spirit CangXie hybrid
Alan--Doll Family-H Jesse hybrid
Daphne--April Story Minggu
Lilly--Dollmore Lilis Liv
Thank you for looking!!^3^
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